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You'll Laugh, You'll Cry, They'll Become a Part of You
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Join me now in enjoying these philosophical renderings...
"Those are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others." --Groucho
Marx
"I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you
love than to be a success at something you hate." --George Burns
"There is nothing so stupid as an educated man if you get off the
thing he was educated in." --Will Rogers
"We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out."
--Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962
"I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying
to please everybody." -- Bill Cosby
"Common sense is not so common." --Voltaire
"If it's a good script, I'll do it. And if it's a bad script, and
they pay me enough, I'll do it." --George Burns
"Golf is a good walk spoiled." --Mark Twain
"Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you
just sit there." --Will Rogers
"Every journalist has a novel in him, which is an excellent place
for it." --Russel Lynes
"The problem with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate
it." --Franklin P. Jones
"That's grosser than anything I've ever smelled or tasted." --My
mom
"I know a lot of people without brains who do a lot of talking."
--Scarecrow on The Wizard of Oz
"A ship in a harbor is safe -- but that is not what ships are for."
--John
A. Shedd
"Health nuts are going to feel real stupid someday, lying in hospitals
dying of nothing." --Redd Foxx
"Is it weird in here, or is it just me?" --Steven Wright
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